Wow! SE:AMS is actually getting a sequel after almost two years of The Digger's laziness?!! :P
Joking aside, I really do have some important news about the sequel to SE:AMS in regards to it's premise, so as Anko herself would say "Listen up, ya maggots!!"
Okay, so one of the main reasons that this SEquel has taken so damn long is because honestly... I'm not sure where I want to go with it. Ever since finishing SE:AMS, I've kept switching back and forth between a number of potential ideas to continue the story, and I will agree that it's really starting to get a little ridiculous now.
As much as I'm sure some of you out there (you know who you are! :P) would be happy with just seeing more smut with Anko Mitarashi and friends, that's just NOT the way to do a sequel, and so many sequels, be they in literature or film, have focused too much on such things as sex appeal or action that they've forgotten to focus on what really made the original source material successful, and that's one misstep I am not making.
But getting back on topic, I actually have conceived several possible ideas for the continuation of the SE series (which will hence forth be known as the SEries :P), but deciding on which plotline to follow is honestly one of the biggest reasons that the series has taken as long to show results as it has.
I've heard some people ask me if I'm going to be sticking to the same story arcs as the canon series, and there are a few particular story arcs, such as the Chuunin Exams and the Land of the Sea arcs, but other than those and a few others, I'd much rather not stick too closely to the main canon stories because that would just be boring!
Regardless of which canon arcs I keep or not, do keep in mind that I will find one way or another to introduce all the characters to come that everyone loves: from Tenten and Gaara, to Tsunade and (as if I ever could forget this guy) Jiraiya!
I didn't want to share this with the masses, but at this point, I feel like I have little choice in the matter. While I've come up with dozens of potential stories over the past couple of years, the items I'm about to list are some of the final potential story concepts for the plot of the next entry in the SEries:
1.) Advanced Sex Education
All things considered, most if not of you probably took this story as a given. For a while, I kept switching between an advanced sex ed class, teaching more in-depth sexual technique, etc to graduated Shinobi, and a class teaching erotic ninjutsu (aka, Erojutsu), but then I realized that the two could be merged together, and as Anko's classes continued, she would teach her students Erojutsu alongside her other teachings.
It's not so much that I've gone back on this idea, but like I said, there are a bunch of other possible SEquel ideas that I can't really overlook, and kind of put this Advanced Sex Ed class idea into question. However, I will see fit that the OCs contributed so far will be put to good use in one way or another, regardless of whether or not this story concept is used.
2.) Anko's Origins
So most of my readers so far have been demanding a continuation to the SE:AMS series, but what if I were to go in the opposite direction? And instead of a sequel series, the new series were to be a prequel, telling my version of the story of Anko Mitarashi?
Granted, no matter what direction the story goes, I do plan to look into Anko's past, but what if said past were the entire focus of the new series?
This prequel would start with a young Anko Mitarashi as she graduates the Ninja Academy, her adventures and life under the tutelage of Orochimaru, and her exploits in the years after she left Orochimaru, possibly even leading directly into the very beginning of SE:AMS. Basically, we'll get to delve in deep to know just how and why Anko is the woman that we know and love!
3.) The War Against Daimao's Den
This is another thing I have every interest in at least touching on no matter what the story, but again, if this particular storyline is followed, then it'll be the main focus.
In the later chapters of SE:AMS, we're introduced to Daimao's Den, a sinister, dangerous crime organization specializing in ever possible illegality imaginable, most prominently, slave trade. And after the organization resurfaced, Anko decides that it's the solemn duty of Squad 11 to put an end to the bastards once and for all!
While plenty of lemons and humor will be present, it's important to note that this series will get to be considerably darker as it progresses, as we not only learn more about Daimao's Den and who they are, but also learn more of the atrocities that they've inflicted upon others (And trust me, this shit gets SO dark and nasty, I'm even disgusted at some of these ideas actually came out of my head! :/).
4). Sex Education: Shippuden Style
This is an admittedly odd one that I've thought of, and one of my more recent concepts, but what if instead of tying directly into SE:AMS, we were to skip ahead about three or four years?
That's right! Shippuden era, baby!
Not only would we be jumping ahead a few years, but we would also have ourselves a few new main characters, though, of course, with our favorite heiress, knucklehead, and nymphomaniac as lead characters acting as this new cast's mentors.
In other words, Naruto and Hinata get to go from awkward, embarrassed sex ed students, to proud teachers of a new generation of awkward, embarrassed sex ed students! :P
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As much as I'd like to cover all of these, I can only focus on one, so I'd like to hear all of your thoughts. Do you have any questions about any of these story concepts? Do you have a story idea that you'd be interested in sharing? Which of these story ideas would you most like to see come to life? Please leave your thoughts in the comments!
Anko Mitarashi here! Everyone, welcome to eroticism 101. In this class, you'll be learning all things erotic, so if you're not up for that, turn back now, cause I'm letting it all hang out! If you are up for it, then take your seat, because class is in session!
Saturday, March 8, 2014
Sunday, March 2, 2014
Important news regarding Kushina's Wife Test
^^; Okay, so... for those of you who aren't aware, about a week or two ago, I posted a rather furious rant on Kushina's Wife Test, venting over the frustration that some of the haters and complainers of the series were giving me. You won't find that rant now, because I realized soon after posting said rant how much of a mistake it was to blow up like that on everyone, and some of the scathing comments I'd gotten certainly didn't help me feel that much better :/
I don't regret saying some of the things I said though; Ever since I started writing and posting these mature fics, readers have mostly respected my work, and by that, I'm NOT talking about just praising my writings; I'm talking about understanding what I wrote, and accepting, if not necessarily appreciating/agreeing with how or why I did things. SE:AMS? I know people were taken aback/somewhat turned off by the dark tone that ch13-14 gave off, but they still seemed to appreciate why I did what I did, and continue to enjoy it regardless.
KWT, however? Right out of the gate, people started complaining that Naruto and Hinata would be cheating on one another for Kushina! ...But nobody had any sort of issue with Naruto having moments with, even straight up fucking Anko or Naruko in SE:AMS!? ^^; Internet, I just... I don't get you!
I could go on for hours about such frustrations, but that's not what I'm talking to you folks about today. I'm here to discuss the future of KWT.
Some of you may notice that I've added to KWT's description that it's on hiatus, but that's not necessarily true: Technically, I've discontinued it completely.
But don't worry! I have NOT quit on nor discontinued it! What do I mean? Well, let me explain:
You see, I haven't discontinued the series because these haters have gotten to me; actually, it's because I myself am unhappy with how the series has turned out so far, and overall, I had little planned for its future. Basically, I'd written myself very tightly into a corner! So, looking for some glimmer of hope for it, I decided to look back at my writings, and, well.... I can see a lot of places where I screwed up. Not in the whole 'Naruto and Hinata are cheating on each other!' or 'it's stupid that Kushina had their lessons separately!' way, but in other, more relevant ways that I just can't get into here.
And to be perfectly honest... I haven't had much fun writing the series :/ You see, for me, writing is a hobby first and foremost. The reason I've written the successful fics that I have is because I've simply had fun writing them, from "Nudist?", to SE:AMS, to my lesser known works, such as "Judai is a Woman?". KWT, however, began as a commission for DeviantArt user and commission connoisseur LawMan09, and so the main reason I even completed the chapter that I did was just to get it done and over with! (And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I don't do requests or commissions!) So while I've had some inspiration with the idea, it just wasn't as much fun to write as it could have been.
So I've rambled on for a while, but where am I going with this?
Simply put, I'm rewriting Kushina's Wife Test! I'm currently working on a new, drastically improved first chapter for a new, drastically improved KWT that I'm having more enjoyment with already! And this time, I'm doing it to please myself, not some stuck up Suzume-folk who take enjoyment out of twisting other people's words to absurd levels! :P
I can't give an exact date when the new first chapter will be finished, but please know that I WILL be deleting the current series, and replacing it with the new one when this first chapter is completed.
"But where will I be able to read the old chapters that I liked?", you might be asking at this point. Well, I have confidence that the new KWT will be so much better, you won't even care about the old chapters, but if it's really so important to preserve relics of the past, then... I'll make a new blog or something for them, I don't know :P I'll worry about that when I get there.
Anyway, just one last thing before I get back to doing what I love to do: I'm proud to present to you all a preview of Kushina's Wife Test's first redone chapter! Enjoy!
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But just as all hope seemed lost, one man with golden hair in a long white coat stepped forth to oppose the beast, summoning a brown, scarred toad whose height rivaled that of the demon that threatened the village.
An intense war broke out between this masterful ninja and the demon that threatened his village, and though the Hokage put up a valiant fight that no other ninja could hope to match, he soon realized that he was no match the Nine-Tailed Fox, and his summoned beast was felled before the demon.
As he slowly recovered his battle wounds, a mysterious masked man stood before him, a newborn infant with golden hair that matched the Hokage’s in his arm, an armed hand raised, threatening the child.
However, as all hope seemed lost, the beast growled in pain and anger as spiked, golden chains sprang from seemingly nowhere, binding it tightly and restraining its movements. The Hokage smiled as he turned to see an exhausted woman with long, deep red hair, who was barely able to keep a solid grip on the restraints that protected her husband.
I don't regret saying some of the things I said though; Ever since I started writing and posting these mature fics, readers have mostly respected my work, and by that, I'm NOT talking about just praising my writings; I'm talking about understanding what I wrote, and accepting, if not necessarily appreciating/agreeing with how or why I did things. SE:AMS? I know people were taken aback/somewhat turned off by the dark tone that ch13-14 gave off, but they still seemed to appreciate why I did what I did, and continue to enjoy it regardless.
KWT, however? Right out of the gate, people started complaining that Naruto and Hinata would be cheating on one another for Kushina! ...But nobody had any sort of issue with Naruto having moments with, even straight up fucking Anko or Naruko in SE:AMS!? ^^; Internet, I just... I don't get you!
I could go on for hours about such frustrations, but that's not what I'm talking to you folks about today. I'm here to discuss the future of KWT.
Some of you may notice that I've added to KWT's description that it's on hiatus, but that's not necessarily true: Technically, I've discontinued it completely.
But don't worry! I have NOT quit on nor discontinued it! What do I mean? Well, let me explain:
You see, I haven't discontinued the series because these haters have gotten to me; actually, it's because I myself am unhappy with how the series has turned out so far, and overall, I had little planned for its future. Basically, I'd written myself very tightly into a corner! So, looking for some glimmer of hope for it, I decided to look back at my writings, and, well.... I can see a lot of places where I screwed up. Not in the whole 'Naruto and Hinata are cheating on each other!' or 'it's stupid that Kushina had their lessons separately!' way, but in other, more relevant ways that I just can't get into here.
And to be perfectly honest... I haven't had much fun writing the series :/ You see, for me, writing is a hobby first and foremost. The reason I've written the successful fics that I have is because I've simply had fun writing them, from "Nudist?", to SE:AMS, to my lesser known works, such as "Judai is a Woman?". KWT, however, began as a commission for DeviantArt user and commission connoisseur LawMan09, and so the main reason I even completed the chapter that I did was just to get it done and over with! (And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I don't do requests or commissions!) So while I've had some inspiration with the idea, it just wasn't as much fun to write as it could have been.
So I've rambled on for a while, but where am I going with this?
Simply put, I'm rewriting Kushina's Wife Test! I'm currently working on a new, drastically improved first chapter for a new, drastically improved KWT that I'm having more enjoyment with already! And this time, I'm doing it to please myself, not some stuck up Suzume-folk who take enjoyment out of twisting other people's words to absurd levels! :P
I can't give an exact date when the new first chapter will be finished, but please know that I WILL be deleting the current series, and replacing it with the new one when this first chapter is completed.
"But where will I be able to read the old chapters that I liked?", you might be asking at this point. Well, I have confidence that the new KWT will be so much better, you won't even care about the old chapters, but if it's really so important to preserve relics of the past, then... I'll make a new blog or something for them, I don't know :P I'll worry about that when I get there.
Anyway, just one last thing before I get back to doing what I love to do: I'm proud to present to you all a preview of Kushina's Wife Test's first redone chapter! Enjoy!
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Complete despair.
Those are the words that would best describe the state of
the Village Hidden in the Leaves on October 10th. Kyuubi no Yoko, a
tremendous rust-red demonic fox with blood red eyes and nine lashing tails
roared as it destroyed forests, crumbled mountains, and decimated cities, the Shinobi
of the Land of Fire, despite their best efforts, unable to even come close to
subduing the mighty behemoth.
But just as all hope seemed lost, one man with golden hair in a long white coat stepped forth to oppose the beast, summoning a brown, scarred toad whose height rivaled that of the demon that threatened the village.
This man was the Fourth Hokage, greatest of all ninja of the
Land of Fire.
An intense war broke out between this masterful ninja and the demon that threatened his village, and though the Hokage put up a valiant fight that no other ninja could hope to match, he soon realized that he was no match the Nine-Tailed Fox, and his summoned beast was felled before the demon.
As he slowly recovered his battle wounds, a mysterious masked man stood before him, a newborn infant with golden hair that matched the Hokage’s in his arm, an armed hand raised, threatening the child.
The Hokage made quick work of the masked man, able to save his
son and take him out of harm’s way, but the masked man wasn’t so easily
defeated. As he realized he was outmatched, he gave a lazy gesture, and the Nine-Tailed
fox snarled as it loomed hungrily over its victim. The Hokage, weary from his
battle with the beast, stood helpless before it as it raised a claw to him.
However, as all hope seemed lost, the beast growled in pain and anger as spiked, golden chains sprang from seemingly nowhere, binding it tightly and restraining its movements. The Hokage smiled as he turned to see an exhausted woman with long, deep red hair, who was barely able to keep a solid grip on the restraints that protected her husband.
Frustrated, the masked man gave an inaudible order to the
monster, who thrashed furiously, breaking its bindings loose and dropping an enormous
claw onto the baby, both husband and wife throwing themselves in front of the
sharp claw that threatened their child, large holes being torn through their
bodies as the demon’s bloody claw stopped just inches short of the baby,
protecting him from harm.
The Hokage created several quick hand signs before ending in
a clap, an ominous white figure appearing before him, who ripped out the soul
of the destructive demon, and in a blaze of chakra that burned red like fire,
everything faded into nothingness....
A woman awoke with a loud, frightened gasp, long red hair flying
as she shot up in bed, panting in terror at the vision she bore witness to. She
shuddered as she recalled the dream, cold sweat soaking her face, her mind
erratic with fear and confusion.
For who knows how long, she had slept, reliving the same
horrible dream again and again, and while some parts of the dream changed, the
same terrifying events presented themselves to her repeatedly, seemingly
without end. And now, at long last, after what felt like days of tormented
sleep, she was free!
She wiped her brow of sweat and smiled as she looked down at
herself, feeling a smooth, flat stomach. After nine months of pregnancy, it
felt strange to Kushina Uzumaki to no longer have such a massive belly, to feel
so light, and to think that at last her son was born! However, what felt
stranger still was that she couldn’t remember giving birth to her child at all.
Sure, she had dremt of it several times in the days she’d
slept, but to think that such a nightmare could really have happened was
absurd; impossible, even! How could the Nine-Tails really have been extracted
from her body, when she practically had every Shinobi in the Leaf Village to
keep such a well-known weakness of its seal from being exploited? How could that
strange masked man have only now been known to the world? How could the village
really have been destroyed by the Nine-Tails when she sat here comfortably in
bed, and very much alive? And more over, how could she, Kushina, still be alive
now, after not only undergoing the deadly pain of having a Tailed Beast be
extracted, but also be impaled right through the heart?!
It was then that Kushina took in her surroundings, and she
came to the understanding that where she lay was in a hospital bed, possibly
the place where she’d given birth to her son, who she wanted to name Naruto.
...But wait. The seal that bound Nine-Tailed Fox within her
would only falter when giving childbirth. So why, then, would she have her
child be born in a hospital, a place where hundreds of people would be killed
if something went wrong? And where were the ANBU sentries that would have no
doubt been watching over her and ensuring her protection? And where was Naruto?
Where was Minato? The more she regained her awareness of reality, the less
everything made sense to her!
She sighed, plopping back in bed and trying to relax her
confused mind. Nothing seemed to make any sense, her head felt light, and even
after waking from a deep sleep, she felt incredibly tired, so she just tried to
relax, and let herself heal for a moment.
...But why would she have the need to heal? She was
perfectly fine; a little bit light-headed and somewhat disoriented, sure, but
hardly in need of any significant medical attention, especially not since she
had the Nine-Tails’ regenerative powers. So what was she doing here in a
hospital bed? Why was she not in her own bed, waking up to the sight of her husband
and newborn son?
Anxiety getting the best of her, Kushina got out of bed and
walked out the door, brushing past a young woman with short pink hair, who
stared incredulously as Kushina strode down the corridor, ascending a flight of
stairs to the roof of the hospital.
She pushed the door open, a light breeze of fresh air sweeping
past her as she rushed through several clotheslines with freshly laundered
white sheets wafting in the wind, her legs weakening with every stride she
tood, and gazed upon Konohagakure with a mix of shock and confusion
This, most certainly, was NOT Konoha as Kushina remembered
it. In her life time, she had memorized the landscape of the village to the
point that she knew the location and appearance of every notable place like the
back of her hand, but more than half of the village’s layout was almost
unrecognizable to her, and everything looked as though it was recently
constructed, like she had stepped back in time... but as she gazed up at the
Hokage Monument, she realized that she was gravely mistaken about stepping back in time.
Near the top of a gigantic cliff that overlooked Konoha, the
faces of the Hokage, the greatest Shinobi in the village of their times and
leaders of Konoha and the Land of Fire alike, were carved in the stone wall, as
though the men themselves watched over their land even in death.
But this monument also differed greatly from Kushina’s
memory, as not only did the faces show signs of wear that certainly would not
have happened in a matter of days, but a fifth face now accompanied the other
four, etched in the rock next to the Fourth Hokage, which throughout her
lifetime had always been blank space.
“This is...
impossible.” Kushina thought, gripping the side of the building to maintain
her footing. “This... all of this has to
be some sort of messed up dream.” That was the only explanation, she
thought. Right now, she had to still be sleeping, and what she was seeing was
just another weird dream.
“Yes, that’s it.” She declared aloud. “None of this is real!
It couldn’t be. It’s all just some crazy, messed up dream!”
Her vision started to blur, and her body weakening even
more, her legs now shaking to keep her up.
“Lady Tsunade! I found her, she’s up here!” She turned to
see the same pink-haired woman she passed on her way up hurrying to her,
accompanied by several other doctors as her sight faded to black, and she
passed out on the ground, the warped sound of alarmed voices being the last
thing she heard before everything went silent as she went unconscious.
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So, what did you all think?
And better yet, how do you all think Kushina's Wife Test can be improved? Please, leave your thoughts on this preview and the remake KWT in the comments below. I would very much appreciate any feedback that you can give :)
Tuesday, December 31, 2013
Important note for SEquel's OC call to arms
First off, I would like to remind everyone that any and all OCs that you're willing to donate to the SEquel must be sent to my FF account via PM, or, if you have no FF account, to my email at ankosclassroom@yahoo.com. No submissions in the comments, please. That's for comments :P
Next, I would like to say that I'm rather pleased with the number of OCs I've had offered to me so far. In fact, I think I need to document them somewhere just so that I can keep track of them all! :D
But that aside, there are a few kinds of OCs that I need for this series; you nay recall me saying that I would like for there to be as much diversity from every standpoint possible with these OCs? Well, I'm not sure if everyone understood what I meant by that, and I'd just like to say that I'm in need of more of a few kinds of characters.
So, consider this an OC wishlist, if you will, of the students I'm looking for in Anko's Class. Now most of these, I only need about one or two, but if I can get more, I'd be alright by it. So, here's what I need, and why:
Male characters
Why: Well, because there are so many girls that I've gotten. Now I don't need to completely even out the sides, in fact, I'm perfectly fine with there being much more girls than boys, but understand that there has to be more than just two or three boys among the dozens of girls.
Shemale/Hermaphrodite/Futanari character(s)
Why: As I said before, I'm trying to cover as much about sexuality as I can, and for that, I need one or two girl OCs who have dicks. Why? Well because this is NOT just some fetish; rare though it may be, it's entirely possible for a female to have male genitalia (and vice-versa). Whether she has both male and female genitals, or just male genitals is fine by me.
Homosexual Male character(s)
Why: As much as I'd rather not, and as much as I'm sure many others would rather not, male-on-male sexuality is a topic that MUST be done. Aside from just trying to cover all sexual orientations, etc, I've done excessive amounts of female homosexuality both in past and in future chapters, so to straight-up ignore male homosexuality in a class devoted to greater sexual understanding is just plain unfair.
Transsexual character(s)
Why: It goes back to needing to touch on all sexualities. If you're confused, I'm referring to needing at least one character who identifies his or her self as a gender inconsistent with their own. Be that character male or female is entirely up to you, but if I can, I'd like to get at least one of each.
I may update this list the more I work on the story, but these are a few of the kinds of characters I'm looking for. If anyone has any more suggestions for OC archetypes, don't be afraid to suggest them in the comments (Side note: I already have a good few lesbian/bisexual girls, so those kinds of characters are hardly essential :P Got plenty to work with).
And lastly, expect the third chapter for Kushina's Wife Test to be out soon! Happy New Year everyone!
Next, I would like to say that I'm rather pleased with the number of OCs I've had offered to me so far. In fact, I think I need to document them somewhere just so that I can keep track of them all! :D
But that aside, there are a few kinds of OCs that I need for this series; you nay recall me saying that I would like for there to be as much diversity from every standpoint possible with these OCs? Well, I'm not sure if everyone understood what I meant by that, and I'd just like to say that I'm in need of more of a few kinds of characters.
So, consider this an OC wishlist, if you will, of the students I'm looking for in Anko's Class. Now most of these, I only need about one or two, but if I can get more, I'd be alright by it. So, here's what I need, and why:
Male characters
Why: Well, because there are so many girls that I've gotten. Now I don't need to completely even out the sides, in fact, I'm perfectly fine with there being much more girls than boys, but understand that there has to be more than just two or three boys among the dozens of girls.
Shemale/Hermaphrodite/Futanari character(s)
Why: As I said before, I'm trying to cover as much about sexuality as I can, and for that, I need one or two girl OCs who have dicks. Why? Well because this is NOT just some fetish; rare though it may be, it's entirely possible for a female to have male genitalia (and vice-versa). Whether she has both male and female genitals, or just male genitals is fine by me.
Homosexual Male character(s)
Why: As much as I'd rather not, and as much as I'm sure many others would rather not, male-on-male sexuality is a topic that MUST be done. Aside from just trying to cover all sexual orientations, etc, I've done excessive amounts of female homosexuality both in past and in future chapters, so to straight-up ignore male homosexuality in a class devoted to greater sexual understanding is just plain unfair.
Transsexual character(s)
Why: It goes back to needing to touch on all sexualities. If you're confused, I'm referring to needing at least one character who identifies his or her self as a gender inconsistent with their own. Be that character male or female is entirely up to you, but if I can, I'd like to get at least one of each.
I may update this list the more I work on the story, but these are a few of the kinds of characters I'm looking for. If anyone has any more suggestions for OC archetypes, don't be afraid to suggest them in the comments (Side note: I already have a good few lesbian/bisexual girls, so those kinds of characters are hardly essential :P Got plenty to work with).
And lastly, expect the third chapter for Kushina's Wife Test to be out soon! Happy New Year everyone!
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
Apology to those awaiting new content
Hey, so... to all of those out there waiting for an update to.... anything I do, I apologize. For the past several days, I've been wrapped up in work, and illness, and there haven't been enough hours in the day for me to do what I want to get done! It sucks!
And rest assured, I'm still working on the next chapter to Kushina's Wife Test, but it's gonna take me some time and inspiration to get stuff done.
Unfortunately, the only thing I've really managed to update lately is stuff involving those creative writing assignments you're so sick of hearing about! Well, to those of you who are, you'll be glad to know that they're being moved to a new blog, called Anko's Erotic Reading Corner (That's Ankos-erc.blogspot.com). There you can find those same annoying writing assignments, just with some bells and whistles added!
Riveting! :P
Also, in order to help me out with the SEquel, I'd like to remind all of you out there that I'm calling to arms any OCs you'd like to enlist as part of Anko's Erojutsu class for that series. For those of you who missed the previous updates, here's a copy-paste recap:
So, if you've read the prototype SEquel pilot, you might remember Anko handing out a questionnaire to her students, so that they could introduce themselves to her. Well, I want you all to introduce your OCs in much the same manner, using the questionnaire below.
Gender:
Male, Female, or other
Current age and rank:
Notable skills (chakra affinity, notable jutsu, signature weapons, etc):
What is your sexual orientation?
Straight, Homosexual, Bisexual, or other
Are you in a significant relationship? If yes, list full name(s) below:
And after filling out this information, please inform me of the character's personality, notable traits, etc. Basically, anything you can tell me about the character beyond the scope of this questionnaire.
Lastly, while I am open to seeing whatever OCs you have to introduce to me, I will say that there are a few things that I would rather NOT be seeing:
1) No show stealers! Like I said, I'm only accepting characters that will fit into my plans, so if you're making a character with the intention of making him/her stealing the show, you're kinda making the character for the wrong reason. In case you need clarification, these are just a few OC tropes that are better avoided: Having an incredibly wide variety of overpowered skills, being the most popular and perfect boy/girl in the village, having no notable shortcomings, and being perfectly adept at everything he/she is involved in.
2) No canon character pairing/love interest characters. While I have a personal peeve with OCs that are specifically meant to be romantic material for a canon character, they're off limits for more important reasons; I may or may not have plans for some canon characters later on down the road, and having said characters be deadlocked in a romantic relationship with an OC is a good way to interfere with said plans. Please note! This does NOT mean that OC x Canon interactions (and by interactions, I mean sex :P) are a total non-option; it just means that no OCs can form a significant relationship with canon characters, esp if they're created with such relationship right from the start.
3) No sex gods/goddesses. Yes, I know, this is a series all about the erotic arts, and there are some that accel at them, but keep in mind, this is a class teaching all things erotic and more, so to have every student be studly men with foot-long dongs and sexy bitches with perfectly giant boobs and butts, who allure every man and woman they meet, would just make everything go really stale really fast. And keep in mind that Anko's the only sex goddess in this series :P
4) Uninspired characters. Please, be creative everyone! Think of this opportunity as a means of advertising your OC, and not as a means of getting your name in the Author's Notes of another writer's story.
Now, here are some things that I WOULD like to be seeing (And no, I'm not JUST talking about women like Rangiku above =P)
1) People who aren't entrenched into the sexual arts. Remember SE:AMS, and how fun interaction between sexual deviant Anko and sexually ignorant Naruto was? Yeah, the SEquel's not going to be nearly that fun if the only ones in this class are people with sexual prowess near Anko's level. So, I'd be very much interested in seeing some virgins in this class (Of course, they won't be virgins for very long! ;P), both physically AND mentally inexperienced. Shy characters aren't required, though they are very much welcomed ^^
2) A great variety, not just in numbers of characters and personalities, but also in genders and orientations. Yeah, anyone who knows me knows that I can't get enough Yuri, but that aside, there's not going to be much that Anko can teach, if we don't see enough straight girls, or, for that matter, any men! I'm not much for Yaoi, and I'd rather avoid it if I can, but in this case, I can't, and if I don't teach about homosexuality in both men and women, that'd completely defeat the point of this series; being that sexuality of ALL backgrounds will be taught. So yeah, lesbian girls, every bit as welcome as before, just know that if you have any male OCs/ideas for OCs, don't be afraid to share them with me.
3) Stay as true to Naruto canon as you possibly can. In other words, I'd like to see characters that I can believably see in the actual series. Don't take that to mean that you should be emulating personalities from other canon characters, or make said character a relative of some kind to a canon character. I just want to see OCs that are creative, and yet not so outlandish that I can't reasonably see them fitting in with the world around them.
4) Variation in ranking and age. Remember, this is set at the start of Part 1, so there are probably going to be very few characters who graduated from the current year of the academy, meaning that the number of 12-year-old Genin should be kept to a strict minimum. Though, conversely, the number of Jounin (no matter the age), should also be kept in check. Like I said, I really just want as big of a variety of students from all possible standpoints as possible.
Well, I'm gonna go get some medicine, and hopefully get over this cold and put something out soon! See you then!
And rest assured, I'm still working on the next chapter to Kushina's Wife Test, but it's gonna take me some time and inspiration to get stuff done.
Unfortunately, the only thing I've really managed to update lately is stuff involving those creative writing assignments you're so sick of hearing about! Well, to those of you who are, you'll be glad to know that they're being moved to a new blog, called Anko's Erotic Reading Corner (That's Ankos-erc.blogspot.com). There you can find those same annoying writing assignments, just with some bells and whistles added!
Riveting! :P
Also, in order to help me out with the SEquel, I'd like to remind all of you out there that I'm calling to arms any OCs you'd like to enlist as part of Anko's Erojutsu class for that series. For those of you who missed the previous updates, here's a copy-paste recap:
I'm holding an open casting for any and all OCs for this story!
Yeah, I might have said that I'm open to featuring OCs in future
chapters, but I'm saying that if we're talking about having a class full
of qualified Shinobi learning Erojutsu, then it's absurd to think that
absolutely everyone from Anko's sex ed class will be the only
contenders; while they'll be seen, not all of the canon characters can
realistically be in her class (seriously, does Sasuke seem the type to
take Erojutsu seriously enough to want to learn about it? From a teacher
he's not a big fan of, no less?). So, I'm willing to recruit any
willing OCs!
Just so you know, I do still have final say over how important that
character is, how often we see him/her, and whether or not he/she will
even be added to the story; if I decide that I can't/won't use the
character, that's NOT meant to be an insult to you, or to say your
creativity is unwelcome; I have a plan in motion for my story, and
whether or not I include an OC, and/or how much I use them is solely a
matter of how well that OC fits into said plans (or not). But don't let
whatever my plan may be stop you from introducing me to your original
character! I like meeting new people :)
So, if you've read the prototype SEquel pilot, you might remember Anko handing out a questionnaire to her students, so that they could introduce themselves to her. Well, I want you all to introduce your OCs in much the same manner, using the questionnaire below.
Full Name:
Gender:
Male, Female, or other
Current age and rank:
Notable skills (chakra affinity, notable jutsu, signature weapons, etc):
What is your sexual orientation?
Straight, Homosexual, Bisexual, or other
Do you have any prior sexual experience?
Yes or No
If yes, how many partners have you had?
Yes or No
If yes, how many partners have you had?
1-2, 3-10, 10-50, or 50+
Are you in a significant relationship? If yes, list full name(s) below:
And after filling out this information, please inform me of the character's personality, notable traits, etc. Basically, anything you can tell me about the character beyond the scope of this questionnaire.
Lastly, while I am open to seeing whatever OCs you have to introduce to me, I will say that there are a few things that I would rather NOT be seeing:
1) No show stealers! Like I said, I'm only accepting characters that will fit into my plans, so if you're making a character with the intention of making him/her stealing the show, you're kinda making the character for the wrong reason. In case you need clarification, these are just a few OC tropes that are better avoided: Having an incredibly wide variety of overpowered skills, being the most popular and perfect boy/girl in the village, having no notable shortcomings, and being perfectly adept at everything he/she is involved in.
2) No canon character pairing/love interest characters. While I have a personal peeve with OCs that are specifically meant to be romantic material for a canon character, they're off limits for more important reasons; I may or may not have plans for some canon characters later on down the road, and having said characters be deadlocked in a romantic relationship with an OC is a good way to interfere with said plans. Please note! This does NOT mean that OC x Canon interactions (and by interactions, I mean sex :P) are a total non-option; it just means that no OCs can form a significant relationship with canon characters, esp if they're created with such relationship right from the start.
3) No sex gods/goddesses. Yes, I know, this is a series all about the erotic arts, and there are some that accel at them, but keep in mind, this is a class teaching all things erotic and more, so to have every student be studly men with foot-long dongs and sexy bitches with perfectly giant boobs and butts, who allure every man and woman they meet, would just make everything go really stale really fast. And keep in mind that Anko's the only sex goddess in this series :P
4) Uninspired characters. Please, be creative everyone! Think of this opportunity as a means of advertising your OC, and not as a means of getting your name in the Author's Notes of another writer's story.
Now, here are some things that I WOULD like to be seeing (And no, I'm not JUST talking about women like Rangiku above =P)
1) People who aren't entrenched into the sexual arts. Remember SE:AMS, and how fun interaction between sexual deviant Anko and sexually ignorant Naruto was? Yeah, the SEquel's not going to be nearly that fun if the only ones in this class are people with sexual prowess near Anko's level. So, I'd be very much interested in seeing some virgins in this class (Of course, they won't be virgins for very long! ;P), both physically AND mentally inexperienced. Shy characters aren't required, though they are very much welcomed ^^
2) A great variety, not just in numbers of characters and personalities, but also in genders and orientations. Yeah, anyone who knows me knows that I can't get enough Yuri, but that aside, there's not going to be much that Anko can teach, if we don't see enough straight girls, or, for that matter, any men! I'm not much for Yaoi, and I'd rather avoid it if I can, but in this case, I can't, and if I don't teach about homosexuality in both men and women, that'd completely defeat the point of this series; being that sexuality of ALL backgrounds will be taught. So yeah, lesbian girls, every bit as welcome as before, just know that if you have any male OCs/ideas for OCs, don't be afraid to share them with me.
3) Stay as true to Naruto canon as you possibly can. In other words, I'd like to see characters that I can believably see in the actual series. Don't take that to mean that you should be emulating personalities from other canon characters, or make said character a relative of some kind to a canon character. I just want to see OCs that are creative, and yet not so outlandish that I can't reasonably see them fitting in with the world around them.
4) Variation in ranking and age. Remember, this is set at the start of Part 1, so there are probably going to be very few characters who graduated from the current year of the academy, meaning that the number of 12-year-old Genin should be kept to a strict minimum. Though, conversely, the number of Jounin (no matter the age), should also be kept in check. Like I said, I really just want as big of a variety of students from all possible standpoints as possible.
Well, I'm gonna go get some medicine, and hopefully get over this cold and put something out soon! See you then!
Thursday, November 28, 2013
A few alterations I'm making for the 'contests'
So, first off, they're no longer going to be called "Contests." They are 'creative writing assignments' ( not real assignments, as in something you need to do, just something to go with the whole "Anko's Classroom" theme XD).
And rather than giving out a prize to a winner, I'll give out prizes to creative writings that I'm particularly impressed with; on top of offering a free fanfic commission, I'll also showcase the writing in an upcoming entry.
Additionally, while you're free to post your 'assignment' on DA, or FF, or Tumblr, or whatever, all writings are to be submitted to my new E-mail: Ankosclassroom@yahoo.com
Lastly, while I may occasionally post future 'creative writing assignments' with only single images displayed, I will be including from 3 to 5 images, all with a similar theme so that you're never without something to work with, assuming you know the series and/or characters well enough.
I won't be posting a new assignment just yet; for now, the current image will be accompanied by two more I've scrounged up (And again, all images belong to their respectful artists, not me!)
The current writing assignment choices are as follows:
Now, the only limit is your own imagination!
You're free to choose from any of the 5 images shown, and write a oneshot fic based around it (Hell, you're free to work with several, or even all of them, if you're really feeling creative enough!). As long as you don't divert too much from the theme the image(s) provided focus on, and write at least 3000 words, and use proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation, you're free to write whatever you please!
Also, check the previous post for an important call to arms of all OCs willing to participate in the SEquel! You won't want to miss it ^^ Have fun!
And rather than giving out a prize to a winner, I'll give out prizes to creative writings that I'm particularly impressed with; on top of offering a free fanfic commission, I'll also showcase the writing in an upcoming entry.
Additionally, while you're free to post your 'assignment' on DA, or FF, or Tumblr, or whatever, all writings are to be submitted to my new E-mail: Ankosclassroom@yahoo.com
Lastly, while I may occasionally post future 'creative writing assignments' with only single images displayed, I will be including from 3 to 5 images, all with a similar theme so that you're never without something to work with, assuming you know the series and/or characters well enough.
I won't be posting a new assignment just yet; for now, the current image will be accompanied by two more I've scrounged up (And again, all images belong to their respectful artists, not me!)
The current writing assignment choices are as follows:
Now, the only limit is your own imagination!
You're free to choose from any of the 5 images shown, and write a oneshot fic based around it (Hell, you're free to work with several, or even all of them, if you're really feeling creative enough!). As long as you don't divert too much from the theme the image(s) provided focus on, and write at least 3000 words, and use proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation, you're free to write whatever you please!
Also, check the previous post for an important call to arms of all OCs willing to participate in the SEquel! You won't want to miss it ^^ Have fun!
Just a general update, as well as a few questions from my readers
However, there is a certain FF user by the name of God-ShadowEx100 who made me sick with his evaluation of my work. And I quote:
"This garbage has been reported for adult content and the fact hinata is a useless whore. This story will be reported until your bitch ass is banned and your story removed from this site."
-God-ShadowEx100's review of KWT ch1
What a dick -___- However, I would advise against anyone who might be reading this from spamming or attacking him for such behavior. As much as I can admit that he would deserve such hatred for attacking not just me, but also many, many other works, it's pathetic to attack someone for such actions, as you're just doing exactly what he's been doing, and that's incredibly pathetic and foolish.
And I'm not telling you about this guy so that you can attack him; I'm telling you because he's flatout stated that he seeks to have my story taken down, and if it is, it's probably because of this dude. Will I get banned like he wants? Doubtful, and straight-up improbable, but I have seen FF take down some works simply because they were reported by petty assholes like this one, so I just want you all to be aware of what may or may not happen.
Again, do NOT spam him, or even show him any regard. He's just a pathetic hater who seems to put pathetic amounts of time into trying to take down works of fanfiction. As much of a dick as he may be, he is NOT worth the time or effort, and you're only giving him attention he doesn't deserve by bearing your fangs at him.
But hey! Responding to one hater is hardly the reason that I'm posting this update! So let's get into that, shall we? But first, here's a random sexy image to break up all the boring text! =P
Anyway....
Anyway....
First of all, I want to ask a few questions that I would very much like answers to in regards to the fanfiction contest mentioned in the two previous updates (If you don't know what I'm talking about, just check out the update before this one, or the one before that).
-First, I've heard some comments of discomfort with the image that I presented to base the contest entries around (again, check out the previous update, you'll see what I mean), and looking through their eyes, I can't say I blame those people too much; it depicts Hinata, a character that many love, being chained to a post with two insertions in both of her... lower areas. Yeah, sexy though it is, it's kinda hard not to think of dark thoughts when trying to write something about an image like that. In addition, it may possibly be going a little overboard on my part when this is the first contest on this blog, so... that brings me to my big question.
Should a different image with more comfortable subject matter be used in place of the current one?
-My second question is in regards to the contest premise as a whole. Is there anyone who's legitimately interested in taking part in any of these contest? Is there something about this that you're unsure of? Is there something about the contest rules or concept that you think needs being changed? Please, share your thoughts! I honestly don't know if anyone's reading what I'm writing, nor do I feel like any of my work, especially in the blog, is being noticed by enough people, beyond simply my regular correspondents.
Lastly, I would like to make a note that I do wish that more people express an interest in these contests. Not just because I like the idea of it, but because I have a genuine interest in seeing first hand the creativity of my reviewers. It pleases me that there are people out there who appreciate my work and the time and effort I put into it, and I'm deeply interested in seeing their own sense of creativity. I may call it a 'contest' all the time, but really, I just want everyone to have a fun time writing!
This is all meant to be in good fun, not a competition, and just the idea of how many possibilities for stories can come out of one depiction honestly excites me! So to see so few responses showing interest in this story writing concept is really disappointing :/ Well, anyways, moving onto our last item on the agenda....
Wednesday, November 13, 2013
Literature contest reminder, and a bone I have to pick with some people about Kushina's Wife Test
Okay, so let's start things off on a more fun topic; A while back, I've had the idea of holding a literary contest on this blog for anyone interested in participating.
For those of you who missed it, the rules are quite simple; I provide you with an image, and your objective is to write a oneshot/short story fic that in someway connects to the picture provided. I only ask that you use proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation throughout, that you write a minimum of 3000 words, and refrain from any sort of fetishes that detract too much from the image of focus (vore, expansion, foot, etc).
And here is the image in question that your fics should be centered around:
So... yeah! I hope this image gives you the inspiration to come up with something awesome! ^____^ Oh, and you're free to write and post your entry wherever you please, just as long as you provide a link to your finished work. And to make things interesting, if you're familiar with my story "Sex Education: Anko Mitarashi Style," aka "SE:AMS", you're free to set your entry in the realm of this story's timeline, just as long as you credit SE:AMS to me.
Whoever wins this contest gets a free oneshot fanfic commission from me, and it WON'T take over a year to complete! :P
Anyway, if this contest interests you, I do require a minimum of 5 participants, so spread the word to as many people as you can!
For those of you who missed it, the rules are quite simple; I provide you with an image, and your objective is to write a oneshot/short story fic that in someway connects to the picture provided. I only ask that you use proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation throughout, that you write a minimum of 3000 words, and refrain from any sort of fetishes that detract too much from the image of focus (vore, expansion, foot, etc).
And here is the image in question that your fics should be centered around:
(Disclaimer: Image belongs to Slave Toon. I claim no ownership of this image in any way!)
So... yeah! I hope this image gives you the inspiration to come up with something awesome! ^____^ Oh, and you're free to write and post your entry wherever you please, just as long as you provide a link to your finished work. And to make things interesting, if you're familiar with my story "Sex Education: Anko Mitarashi Style," aka "SE:AMS", you're free to set your entry in the realm of this story's timeline, just as long as you credit SE:AMS to me.
Whoever wins this contest gets a free oneshot fanfic commission from me, and it WON'T take over a year to complete! :P
Anyway, if this contest interests you, I do require a minimum of 5 participants, so spread the word to as many people as you can!
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