SE:AMS Yuri Vacation!

Yes, lovely people of the internet! I am still very much alive XD!

I've always wanted to make something with Kisekae, but I kept taking off everyone's clothes, so I found myself coming up with this!

Looking to open her favorite Sapphic student up to the world, Anko took Emi and the rest of her lesbian friends to a girls-only nude beach for some true fun under the sun (and by night, under the covers XP). And yes... Anko and Onnasuki were both touching Emi's butt when this picture was taken =P

Emi and Onnasuki belong to me
Yuko belongs to MattWilson83
Nikia belongs to Sketchfan
Anko and the Naruto franchise belong, of course, to Masashi Kishimoto 

Something that's been on my mind for a while....

So I've been looking back at some comments for SE:AMS, and I've noticed a certain complaint/fear that a lot of people have voiced over the course of the series, especially since the second SEquel prototype chapter.

And that complaint/fear is the idea of Hinata having any sort of sexual interactions with a male character other than Naruto. This complaint has always bothered me a lot ever since it was first voice who knows when, and it's one that is hardly a fair one to make.

SE:AMS is a series all about the joys of sex, and sexual understanding, and one where Naruto has had sex not only with Hinata, but also Naruko and Anko, so I have to ask a serious, important question: What gives him a free pass?!

For those of you who didn't know, there was once a different ending to SE:AMS in which Yahiko becomes the fourth member of Team Anko, and he and Hinata have some time together while Anko gets time with Naruto.

Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE was pissed about Hinata being with someone other than Naruto, and it's between those complaints, and the fact that I admittedly hadn't thought out such an ending all that well in the first place that it was changed to the ending you now see on FF.

And from what several of the comments on the second Prototype SEquel imply, a mass majority of the votes for the Advanced Sex ed story concept were made specifically to avoid Hinata having any sort of sexual activity with any students (male or otherwise) in her class. Well, hate to say it, but I got news for you all: It's gonna happen no matter what!

When Anko's Advanced class starts up, she and Naruto are going to be her assistants, meaning both of them are going to be stepping outside their comfort zones in her class. This ALSO means that anyone reading is going to have to step outside their comfort zones a little bit! (and I'm not just talking about the idea of Hinata having sex with other males) Even if I do decide on a different premise for the SEquel from the ones I've previously posted, Hinata's probably going to have sex with one or two other males besides Naruto at some point or another.

I understand that Naruko and Anko have had a personal relationship with Naruto even before the boy graduated his virginity, whereas Hinata never made any sort of bonding with any male characters, but regardless, it just feels incredibly petty and unfair to say that Naruto can fuck whatever girl he wants, but Hinata doesn't have the same liberty with the boys. I don't know how else to say it, but as much as you don't like that idea, it's gonna happen eventually! Everyone seems to understand that, while Naruto fucked Naruko, he wasn't cheating on Hinata, and he reserves his love for her, but when even the idea of Hinata being around another male comes up, why is that suddenly sick, and wrong, and completely cheating on Naruto?!

Something I've briefly tried to touch on with SE:AMS, and plan to further indulge upon in the SEquel, is expose some of the idiotic double standards society has, particularly when it comes to sexuality. Among the double standards I want to touch on included: female breasts being branded as sexual organs when they're not, and how sex between two girls is awesome but sex between two boys is sick and wrong, but one of particular note that's bugged me the most is how guys who bang a lot of girls are 'players', 'studs' or otherwise 'awesome,' while girls who bang a lot of guys are 'sluts', 'whores', or 'gross individuals.' Or hell, guys who're perverts are... well, just perverts, while girls who are perverts are 'whores.'

Okay, to put things in perspective, here's a brief anecdote about something that happened with me and my dad: I was about... 15 or so, and I said something about some flirty chick in some movie/tv show being a bit of a whore, to which my dad responded 'why?'. I replied (feebly) that it was because of her perverted attitude.
Dad: So, she's a whore because she likes sex?
Me: Uh... yeah?
Dad: Do you like sex?
Me: Uh... yeah.
Dad: So you're a whore too! :P


Anyway, so while I understand some of the readers' reasoning why Hinata doing it with boys besides Naruto is undesirable, I hope that they also understand my reasoning, being that it's unfair to say Naruto can do any girl he wants, but Hinata's forbidden from having the same liberty with boys... actually, that brings up something else I hadn't quite thought of; why is Hinata bedding with boys a bad thing, but bedding with other girls is a-okay? Seriously, Hinata's had a few lesbian experiences in SE:AMS, with Yuko, Onnasuki, and Anko (and I think Naruko at one point or another), and nobody had a problem with it at all! In fact, I've known a few people who rather enjoyed the idea. But when even just the thought of her being with a boy (other than Naruto of course) crops up, it's such a forbidden and immoral thing.... Wut???? I can get if it was just Anko she'd brushed with, since they have a personal relationship, but she got a free pass with Yuko and Onna too. So... even just thinking about her being with any given male character is so bad... why, exactly? It just strikes me as a double standard that I could do without.

Just trying to touch base

Well... this has proven a very unproductive year so far! :/

I must apologize for lack of content posted lately, both here on the blog, and on FF, and understand that I haven't been so busy that I haven't been writing at all, but things have been going pretty slowly with me right now, and I hate it so much! :( I very much hope to fix this problem soon.

Anyways, so I have a few questions for all of you reading that I would like your honest opinion about:

First off: Do you think I should try something new with my work? I sort of get the feeling that I might be coming off as something of a 'one-trick pony' as of late, and whether or not this is true, I'd like to know from any of you: What kind of new thing do you think I should do? 

And seriously, be honest on this one. I don't care whether it's using a new pairing, or a different type of story, or different kinds of sexuality, if you think I should try it, just say it, and I might give it some serious thought.


Next question:

Do you have any ideas for Sex Ed Side Stories? Go ahead and shout 'em out! I'd be interested in hearing your ideas, and don't get your hopes up too much, but I just might use your idea (giving you credit, of course) if I like it enough!


Lastly:

If I were to make a new series not related to SE:AMS, Kushina's Wife Test, or any of my other fics, what anime do you think it should be based around, and what do you think the premise should be? I would be quite interested to hear your thoughts.

More news for the SEquel that you should hear!

Wow! SE:AMS is actually getting a sequel after almost two years of The Digger's laziness?!! :P

Joking aside, I really do have some important news about the sequel to SE:AMS in regards to it's premise, so as Anko herself would say "Listen up, ya maggots!!"

Okay, so one of the main reasons that this SEquel has taken so damn long is because honestly... I'm not sure where I want to go with it. Ever since finishing SE:AMS, I've kept switching back and forth between a number of potential ideas to continue the story, and I will agree that it's really starting to get a little ridiculous now.

As much as I'm sure some of you out there (you know who you are! :P) would be happy with just seeing more smut with Anko Mitarashi and friends, that's just NOT the way to do a sequel, and so many sequels, be they in literature or film, have focused too much on such things as sex appeal or action that they've forgotten to focus on what really made the original source material successful, and that's one misstep I am not making.

But getting back on topic, I actually have conceived several possible ideas for the continuation of the SE series (which will hence forth be known as the SEries :P), but deciding on which plotline to follow is honestly one of the biggest reasons that the series has taken as long to show results as it has.

I've heard some people ask me if I'm going to be sticking to the same story arcs as the canon series, and there are a few particular story arcs, such as the Chuunin Exams and the Land of the Sea arcs, but other than those and a few others, I'd much rather not stick too closely to the main canon stories because that would just be boring!

Regardless of which canon arcs I keep or not, do keep in mind that I will find one way or another to introduce all the characters to come that everyone loves: from Tenten and Gaara, to Tsunade and (as if I ever could forget this guy) Jiraiya!

I didn't want to share this with the masses, but at this point, I feel like I have little choice in the matter. While I've come up with dozens of potential stories over the past couple of years, the items I'm about to list are some of the final potential story concepts for the plot of the next entry in the SEries:


1.) Advanced Sex Education

All things considered, most if not of you probably took this story as a given. For a while, I kept switching between an advanced sex ed class, teaching more in-depth sexual technique, etc to graduated Shinobi, and a class teaching erotic ninjutsu (aka, Erojutsu), but then I realized that the two could be merged together, and as Anko's classes continued, she would teach her students Erojutsu alongside her other teachings.

It's not so much that I've gone back on this idea, but like I said, there are a bunch of other possible SEquel ideas that I can't really overlook, and kind of put this Advanced Sex Ed class idea into question. However, I will see fit that the OCs contributed so far will be put to good use in one way or another, regardless of whether or not this story concept is used.

2.) Anko's Origins

So most of my readers so far have been demanding a continuation to the SE:AMS series, but what if I were to go in the opposite direction? And instead of a sequel series, the new series were to be a prequel, telling my version of the story of Anko Mitarashi?

Granted, no matter what direction the story goes, I do plan to look into Anko's past, but what if said past were the entire focus of the new series?

This prequel would start with a young Anko Mitarashi as she graduates the Ninja Academy, her adventures and life under the tutelage of Orochimaru, and her exploits in the years after she left Orochimaru, possibly even leading directly into the very beginning of SE:AMS. Basically, we'll get to delve in deep to know just how and why Anko is the woman that we know and love!

3.) The War Against Daimao's Den

This is another thing I have every interest in at least touching on no matter what the story, but again, if this particular storyline is followed, then it'll be the main focus.

In the later chapters of SE:AMS, we're introduced to Daimao's Den, a sinister, dangerous crime organization specializing in ever possible illegality imaginable, most prominently, slave trade. And after the organization resurfaced, Anko decides that it's the solemn duty of Squad 11 to put an end to the bastards once and for all!

While plenty of lemons and humor will be present, it's important to note that this series will get to be considerably darker as it progresses, as we not only learn more about Daimao's Den and who they are, but also learn more of the atrocities that they've inflicted upon others (And trust me, this shit gets SO dark and nasty, I'm even disgusted at some of these ideas actually came out of my head! :/).

4). Sex Education: Shippuden Style

This is an admittedly odd one that I've thought of, and one of my more recent concepts, but what if instead of tying directly into SE:AMS, we were to skip ahead about three or four years?

That's right! Shippuden era, baby!

Not only would we be jumping ahead a few years, but we would also have ourselves a few new main characters, though, of course, with our favorite heiress, knucklehead, and nymphomaniac as lead characters acting as this new cast's mentors.

In other words, Naruto and Hinata get to go from awkward, embarrassed sex ed students, to proud teachers of a new generation of awkward, embarrassed sex ed students! :P

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As much as I'd like to cover all of these, I can only focus on one, so I'd like to hear all of your thoughts. Do you have any questions about any of these story concepts? Do you have a story idea that you'd be interested in sharing? Which of these story ideas would you most like to see come to life? Please leave your thoughts in the comments!

Important news regarding Kushina's Wife Test

^^; Okay, so... for those of you who aren't aware, about a week or two ago, I posted a rather furious rant on Kushina's Wife Test, venting over the frustration that some of the haters and complainers of the series were giving me. You won't find that rant now, because I realized soon after posting said rant how much of a mistake it was to blow up like that on everyone, and some of the scathing comments I'd gotten certainly didn't help me feel that much better :/

I don't regret saying some of the things I said though; Ever since I started writing and posting these mature fics, readers have mostly respected my work, and by that, I'm NOT talking about just praising my writings; I'm talking about understanding what I wrote, and accepting, if not necessarily appreciating/agreeing with how or why I did things. SE:AMS? I know people were taken aback/somewhat turned off by the dark tone that ch13-14 gave off, but they still seemed to appreciate why I did what I did, and continue to enjoy it regardless.

KWT, however? Right out of the gate, people started complaining that Naruto and Hinata would be cheating on one another for Kushina! ...But nobody had any sort of issue with Naruto having moments with, even straight up fucking Anko or Naruko in SE:AMS!? ^^; Internet, I just... I don't get you!

I could go on for hours about such frustrations, but that's not what I'm talking to you folks about today. I'm here to discuss the future of KWT.

Some of you may notice that I've added to KWT's description that it's on hiatus, but that's not necessarily true: Technically, I've discontinued it completely.

But don't worry! I have NOT quit on nor discontinued it! What do I mean? Well, let me explain:

You see, I haven't discontinued the series because these haters have gotten to me; actually, it's because I myself am unhappy with how the series has turned out so far, and overall, I had little planned for its future. Basically, I'd written myself very tightly into a corner! So, looking for some glimmer of hope for it, I decided to look back at my writings, and, well.... I can see a lot of places where I screwed up. Not in the whole 'Naruto and Hinata are cheating on each other!' or 'it's stupid that Kushina had their lessons separately!' way, but in other, more relevant ways that I just can't get into here.


And to be perfectly honest... I haven't had much fun writing the series :/ You see, for me, writing is a hobby first and foremost. The reason I've written the successful fics that I have is because I've simply had fun writing them, from "Nudist?", to SE:AMS, to my lesser known works, such as "Judai is a Woman?". KWT, however, began as a commission for DeviantArt user and commission connoisseur LawMan09, and so the main reason I even completed the chapter that I did was just to get it done and over with! (And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I don't do requests or commissions!) So while I've had some inspiration with the idea, it just wasn't as much fun to write as it could have been.


So I've rambled on for a while, but where am I going with this?

Simply put, I'm rewriting Kushina's Wife Test! I'm currently working on a new, drastically improved first chapter for a new, drastically improved KWT that I'm having more enjoyment with already! And this time, I'm doing it to please myself, not some stuck up Suzume-folk who take enjoyment out of twisting other people's words to absurd levels! :P

I can't give an exact date when the new first chapter will be finished, but please know that I WILL be deleting the current series, and replacing it with the new one when this first chapter is completed.

"But where will I be able to read the old chapters that I liked?", you might be asking at this point. Well, I have confidence that the new KWT will be so much better, you won't even care about the old chapters, but if it's really so important to preserve relics of the past, then... I'll make a new blog or something for them, I don't know :P I'll worry about that when I get there.


Anyway, just one last thing before I get back to doing what I love to do: I'm proud to present to you all a preview of Kushina's Wife Test's first redone chapter! Enjoy!

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Complete despair.

Those are the words that would best describe the state of the Village Hidden in the Leaves on October 10^th. Kyuubi no Yoko, a tremendous rust-red demonic fox with blood red eyes and nine lashing tails roared as it destroyed forests, crumbled mountains, and decimated cities, the Shinobi of the Land of Fire, despite their best efforts, unable to even come close to subduing the mighty behemoth.

But just as all hope seemed lost, one man with golden hair in a long white coat stepped forth to oppose the beast, summoning a brown, scarred toad whose height rivaled that of the demon that threatened the village.

This man was the Fourth Hokage, greatest of all ninja of the Land of Fire.

An intense war broke out between this masterful ninja and the demon that threatened his village, and though the Hokage put up a valiant fight that no other ninja could hope to match, he soon realized that he was no match the Nine-Tailed Fox, and his summoned beast was felled before the demon.

As he slowly recovered his battle wounds, a mysterious masked man stood before him, a newborn infant with golden hair that matched the Hokage’s in his arm, an armed hand raised, threatening the child. 

The Hokage made quick work of the masked man, able to save his son and take him out of harm’s way, but the masked man wasn’t so easily defeated. As he realized he was outmatched, he gave a lazy gesture, and the Nine-Tailed fox snarled as it loomed hungrily over its victim. The Hokage, weary from his battle with the beast, stood helpless before it as it raised a claw to him.

However, as all hope seemed lost, the beast growled in pain and anger as spiked, golden chains sprang from seemingly nowhere, binding it tightly and restraining its movements. The Hokage smiled as he turned to see an exhausted woman with long, deep red hair, who was barely able to keep a solid grip on the restraints that protected her husband.

Frustrated, the masked man gave an inaudible order to the monster, who thrashed furiously, breaking its bindings loose and dropping an enormous claw onto the baby, both husband and wife throwing themselves in front of the sharp claw that threatened their child, large holes being torn through their bodies as the demon’s bloody claw stopped just inches short of the baby, protecting him from harm.

The Hokage created several quick hand signs before ending in a clap, an ominous white figure appearing before him, who ripped out the soul of the destructive demon, and in a blaze of chakra that burned red like fire, everything faded into nothingness....

A woman awoke with a loud, frightened gasp, long red hair flying as she shot up in bed, panting in terror at the vision she bore witness to. She shuddered as she recalled the dream, cold sweat soaking her face, her mind erratic with fear and confusion.

For who knows how long, she had slept, reliving the same horrible dream again and again, and while some parts of the dream changed, the same terrifying events presented themselves to her repeatedly, seemingly without end. And now, at long last, after what felt like days of tormented sleep, she was free!

She wiped her brow of sweat and smiled as she looked down at herself, feeling a smooth, flat stomach. After nine months of pregnancy, it felt strange to Kushina Uzumaki to no longer have such a massive belly, to feel so light, and to think that at last her son was born! However, what felt stranger still was that she couldn’t remember giving birth to her child at all.

Sure, she had dremt of it several times in the days she’d slept, but to think that such a nightmare could really have happened was absurd; impossible, even! How could the Nine-Tails really have been extracted from her body, when she practically had every Shinobi in the Leaf Village to keep such a well-known weakness of its seal from being exploited? How could that strange masked man have only now been known to the world? How could the village really have been destroyed by the Nine-Tails when she sat here comfortably in bed, and very much alive? And more over, how could she, Kushina, still be alive now, after not only undergoing the deadly pain of having a Tailed Beast be extracted, but also be impaled right through the heart?!    

It was then that Kushina took in her surroundings, and she came to the understanding that where she lay was in a hospital bed, possibly the place where she’d given birth to her son, who she wanted to name Naruto.

...But wait. The seal that bound Nine-Tailed Fox within her would only falter when giving childbirth. So why, then, would she have her child be born in a hospital, a place where hundreds of people would be killed if something went wrong? And where were the ANBU sentries that would have no doubt been watching over her and ensuring her protection? And where was Naruto? Where was Minato? The more she regained her awareness of reality, the less everything made sense to her!

She sighed, plopping back in bed and trying to relax her confused mind. Nothing seemed to make any sense, her head felt light, and even after waking from a deep sleep, she felt incredibly tired, so she just tried to relax, and let herself heal for a moment.

...But why would she have the need to heal? She was perfectly fine; a little bit light-headed and somewhat disoriented, sure, but hardly in need of any significant medical attention, especially not since she had the Nine-Tails’ regenerative powers. So what was she doing here in a hospital bed? Why was she not in her own bed, waking up to the sight of her husband and newborn son?

Anxiety getting the best of her, Kushina got out of bed and walked out the door, brushing past a young woman with short pink hair, who stared incredulously as Kushina strode down the corridor, ascending a flight of stairs to the roof of the hospital.

She pushed the door open, a light breeze of fresh air sweeping past her as she rushed through several clotheslines with freshly laundered white sheets wafting in the wind, her legs weakening with every stride she tood, and gazed upon Konohagakure with a mix of shock and confusion

This, most certainly, was NOT Konoha as Kushina remembered it. In her life time, she had memorized the landscape of the village to the point that she knew the location and appearance of every notable place like the back of her hand, but more than half of the village’s layout was almost unrecognizable to her, and everything looked as though it was recently constructed, like she had stepped back in time... but as she gazed up at the Hokage Monument, she realized that she was gravely mistaken about stepping back in time.

Near the top of a gigantic cliff that overlooked Konoha, the faces of the Hokage, the greatest Shinobi in the village of their times and leaders of Konoha and the Land of Fire alike, were carved in the stone wall, as though the men themselves watched over their land even in death.

But this monument also differed greatly from Kushina’s memory, as not only did the faces show signs of wear that certainly would not have happened in a matter of days, but a fifth face now accompanied the other four, etched in the rock next to the Fourth Hokage, which throughout her lifetime had always been blank space.

“This is... impossible.” Kushina thought, gripping the side of the building to maintain her footing. “This... all of this has to be some sort of messed up dream.” That was the only explanation, she thought. Right now, she had to still be sleeping, and what she was seeing was just another weird dream.

“Yes, that’s it.” She declared aloud. “None of this is real! It couldn’t be. It’s all just some crazy, messed up dream!”

Her vision started to blur, and her body weakening even more, her legs now shaking to keep her up.

“Lady Tsunade! I found her, she’s up here!” She turned to see the same pink-haired woman she passed on her way up hurrying to her, accompanied by several other doctors as her sight faded to black, and she passed out on the ground, the warped sound of alarmed voices being the last thing she heard before everything went silent as she went unconscious.  

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So, what did you all think? 

And better yet, how do you all think Kushina's Wife Test can be improved? Please, leave your thoughts on this preview and the remake KWT in the comments below. I would very much appreciate any feedback that you can give :) 

Important note for SEquel's OC call to arms

First off, I would like to remind everyone that any and all OCs that you're willing to donate to the SEquel must be sent to my FF account via PM, or, if you have no FF account, to my email at ankosclassroom@yahoo.com. No submissions in the comments, please. That's for comments :P

Next, I would like to say that I'm rather pleased with the number of OCs I've had offered to me so far. In fact, I think I need to document them somewhere just so that I can keep track of them all! :D

But that aside, there are a few kinds of OCs that I need for this series; you nay recall me saying that I would like for there to be as much diversity from every standpoint possible with these OCs? Well, I'm not sure if everyone understood what I meant by that, and I'd just like to say that I'm in need of more of a few kinds of characters.

So, consider this an OC wishlist, if you will, of the students I'm looking for in Anko's Class. Now most of these, I only need about one or two, but if I can get more, I'd be alright by it. So, here's what I need, and why:

Male characters
Why: Well, because there are so many girls that I've gotten. Now I don't need to completely even out the sides, in fact, I'm perfectly fine with there being much more girls than boys, but understand that there has to be more than just two or three boys among the dozens of girls.

Shemale/Hermaphrodite/Futanari character(s)
 Why: As I said before, I'm trying to cover as much about sexuality as I can, and for that, I need one or two girl OCs who have dicks. Why? Well because this is NOT just some fetish; rare though it may be, it's entirely possible for a female to have male genitalia (and vice-versa). Whether she has both male and female genitals, or just male genitals is fine by me.

Homosexual Male character(s)
Why: As much as I'd rather not, and as much as I'm sure many others would rather not, male-on-male sexuality is a topic that MUST be done. Aside from just trying to cover all sexual orientations, etc, I've done excessive amounts of female homosexuality both in past and in future chapters, so to straight-up ignore male homosexuality in a class devoted to greater sexual understanding is just plain unfair.

Transsexual character(s)
Why: It goes back to needing to touch on all sexualities. If you're confused, I'm referring to needing at least one character who identifies his or her self  as a gender inconsistent with their own. Be that character male or female is entirely up to you, but if I can, I'd like to get at least one of each.

I may update this list the more I work on the story, but these are a few of the kinds of characters I'm looking for. If anyone has any more suggestions for OC archetypes, don't be afraid to suggest them in the comments (Side note: I already have a good few lesbian/bisexual girls, so those kinds of characters are hardly essential :P Got plenty to work with).

And lastly, expect the third chapter for Kushina's Wife Test to be out soon! Happy New Year everyone!

Apology to those awaiting new content

Hey, so... to all of those out there waiting for an update to.... anything I do, I apologize. For the past several days, I've been wrapped up in work, and illness, and there haven't been enough hours in the day for me to do what I want to get done! It sucks!

And rest assured, I'm still working on the next chapter to Kushina's Wife Test, but it's gonna take me some time and inspiration to get stuff done.

Unfortunately, the only thing I've really managed to update lately is stuff involving those creative writing assignments you're so sick of hearing about! Well, to those of you who are, you'll be glad to know that they're being moved to a new blog, called Anko's Erotic Reading Corner (That's Ankos-erc.blogspot.com). There you can find those same annoying writing assignments, just with some bells and whistles added!

Riveting! :P

Also, in order to help me out with the SEquel, I'd like to remind all of you out there that I'm calling to arms any OCs you'd like to enlist as part of Anko's Erojutsu class for that series. For those of you who missed the previous updates, here's a copy-paste recap:

I'm holding an open casting for any and all OCs for this story!

Yeah, I might have said that I'm open to featuring OCs in future chapters, but I'm saying that if we're talking about having a class full of qualified Shinobi learning Erojutsu, then it's absurd to think that absolutely everyone from Anko's sex ed class will be the only contenders; while they'll be seen, not all of the canon characters can realistically be in her class (seriously, does Sasuke seem the type to take Erojutsu seriously enough to want to learn about it? From a teacher he's not a big fan of, no less?). So, I'm willing to recruit any willing OCs! 

Just so you know, I do still have final say over how important that character is, how often we see him/her, and whether or not he/she will even be added to the story; if I decide that I can't/won't use the character, that's NOT meant to be an insult to you, or to say your creativity is unwelcome; I have a plan in motion for my story, and whether or not I include an OC, and/or how much I use them is solely a matter of how well that OC fits into said plans (or not). But don't let whatever my plan may be stop you from introducing me to your original character! I like meeting new people :)

So, if you've read the prototype SEquel pilot, you might remember Anko handing out a questionnaire to her students, so that they could introduce themselves to her. Well, I want you all to introduce your OCs in much the same manner, using the questionnaire below.

Full Name:

Gender:
Male, Female, or other

Current age and rank:

Notable skills (chakra affinity, notable jutsu, signature weapons, etc):

What is your sexual orientation?
Straight, Homosexual, Bisexual, or other

Do you have any prior sexual experience?
Yes or No

If yes, how many partners have you had?

1-2, 3-10, 10-50, or 50+

Are you in a significant relationship? If yes, list full name(s) below:


And after filling out this information, please inform me of the character's personality, notable traits, etc. Basically, anything you can tell me about the character beyond the scope of this questionnaire.





Lastly, while I am open to seeing whatever OCs you have to introduce to me, I will say that there are a few things that I would rather NOT be seeing:

1) No show stealers! Like I said, I'm only accepting characters that will fit into my plans, so if you're making a character with the intention of making him/her stealing the show, you're kinda making the character for the wrong reason. In case you need clarification, these are just a few OC tropes that are better avoided: Having an incredibly wide variety of overpowered skills, being the most popular and perfect boy/girl in the village, having no notable shortcomings, and being perfectly adept at everything he/she is involved in.

2) No canon character pairing/love interest characters. While I have a personal peeve with OCs that are specifically meant to be romantic material for a canon character, they're off limits for more important reasons; I may or may not have plans for some canon characters later on down the road, and having said characters be deadlocked in a romantic relationship with an OC is a good way to interfere with said plans. Please note! This does NOT mean that OC x Canon interactions (and by interactions, I mean sex :P) are a total non-option; it just means that no OCs can form a significant relationship with canon characters, esp if they're created with such relationship right from the start.

3) No sex gods/goddesses. Yes, I know, this is a series all about the erotic arts, and there are some that accel at them, but keep in mind, this is a class teaching all things erotic and more, so to have every student be studly men with foot-long dongs and sexy bitches with perfectly giant boobs and butts, who allure every man and woman they meet, would just make everything go really stale really fast. And keep in mind that Anko's the only sex goddess in this series :P

4) Uninspired characters. Please, be creative everyone! Think of this opportunity as a means of advertising your OC, and not as a means of getting your name in the Author's Notes of another writer's story.

  Now, here are some things that I WOULD like to be seeing (And no, I'm not JUST talking about women like Rangiku above =P)

1) People who aren't entrenched into the sexual arts. Remember SE:AMS, and how fun interaction between sexual deviant Anko and sexually ignorant Naruto was? Yeah, the SEquel's not going to be nearly that fun if the only ones in this class are people with sexual prowess near Anko's level. So, I'd be very much interested in seeing some virgins in this class (Of course, they won't be virgins for very long! ;P), both physically AND mentally inexperienced. Shy characters aren't required, though they are very much welcomed ^^

2) A great variety, not just in numbers of characters and personalities, but also in genders and orientations. Yeah, anyone who knows me knows that I can't get enough Yuri, but that aside, there's not going to be much that Anko can teach, if we don't see enough straight girls, or, for that matter, any men! I'm not much for Yaoi, and I'd rather avoid it if I can, but in this case, I can't, and if I don't teach about homosexuality in both men and women, that'd completely defeat the point of this series; being that sexuality of ALL backgrounds will be taught. So yeah, lesbian girls, every bit as welcome as before, just know that if you have any male OCs/ideas for OCs, don't be afraid to share them with me.

3) Stay as true to Naruto canon as you possibly can. In other words, I'd like to see characters that I can believably see in the actual series. Don't take that to mean that you should be emulating personalities from other canon characters, or make said character a relative of some kind to a canon character. I just want to see OCs that are creative, and yet not so outlandish that I can't reasonably see them fitting in with the world around them.

4) Variation in ranking and age. Remember, this is set at the start of Part 1, so there are probably going to be very few characters who graduated from the current year of the academy, meaning that the number of 12-year-old Genin should be kept to a strict minimum. Though, conversely, the number of Jounin (no matter the age), should also be kept in check. Like I said, I really just want as big of a variety of students from all possible standpoints as possible.


Well, I'm gonna go get some medicine, and hopefully get over this cold and put something out soon! See you then!

A few alterations I'm making for the 'contests'

So, first off, they're no longer going to be called "Contests." They are 'creative writing assignments' ( not real assignments, as in something you need to do, just something to go with the whole "Anko's Classroom" theme XD).

And rather than giving out a prize to a winner, I'll give out prizes to creative writings that I'm particularly impressed with; on top of offering a free fanfic commission, I'll also showcase the writing in an upcoming entry.

Additionally, while you're free to post your 'assignment' on DA, or FF, or Tumblr, or whatever, all writings are to be submitted to my new E-mail: Ankosclassroom@yahoo.com

Lastly, while I may occasionally post future 'creative writing assignments' with only single images displayed, I will be including from 3 to 5 images, all with a similar theme so that you're never without something to work with, assuming you know the series and/or characters well enough.

I won't be posting a new assignment just yet; for now, the current image will be accompanied by two more I've scrounged up (And again, all images belong to their respectful artists, not me!)

The current writing assignment choices are as follows:

Now, the only limit is your own imagination!

You're free to choose from any of the 5 images shown, and write a oneshot fic based around it (Hell, you're free to work with several, or even all of them, if you're really feeling creative enough!). As long as you don't divert too much from the theme the image(s) provided focus on, and write at least 3000 words, and use proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation, you're free to write whatever you please!

Also, check the previous post for an important call to arms of all OCs willing to participate in the SEquel! You won't want to miss it ^^ Have fun!

Just a general update, as well as a few questions from my readers

So to start off... I'm actually fairly pleased with how the reception of Kushina's Wife Test has turned around so far :) Anyone who's stuck around has started to understand what I'm aiming for, and I'm starting to be more willing to work on it now. As a matter of fact (Among some other works of mine), I'm even knee-deep in the third chapter right now!

However, there is a certain FF user by the name of God-ShadowEx100 who made me sick with his evaluation of my work. And I quote:

"This garbage has been reported for adult content and the fact hinata is a useless whore. This story will be reported until your bitch ass is banned and your story removed from this site."

-God-ShadowEx100's review of KWT ch1

What a dick -___- However, I would advise against anyone who might be reading this from spamming or attacking him for such behavior. As much as I can admit that he would deserve such hatred for attacking not just me, but also many, many other works, it's pathetic to attack someone for such actions, as you're just doing exactly what he's been doing, and that's incredibly pathetic and foolish. 

And I'm not telling you about this guy so that you can attack him; I'm telling you because he's flatout stated that he seeks to have my story taken down, and if it is, it's probably because of this dude. Will I get banned like he wants? Doubtful, and straight-up improbable, but I have seen FF take down some works simply because they were reported by petty assholes like this one, so I just want you all to be aware of what may or may not happen.

Again, do NOT spam him, or even show him any regard. He's just a pathetic hater who seems to put pathetic amounts of time into trying to take down works of fanfiction. As much of a dick as he may be, he is NOT worth the time or effort, and you're only giving him attention he doesn't deserve by bearing your fangs at him.

But hey! Responding to one hater is hardly the reason that I'm posting this update! So let's get into that, shall we? But first, here's a random sexy image to break up all the boring text! =P

Anyway....

First of all, I want to ask a few questions that I would very much like answers to in regards to the fanfiction contest mentioned in the two previous updates (If you don't know what I'm talking about, just check out the update before this one, or the one before that).

-First, I've heard some comments of discomfort with the image that I presented to base the contest entries around (again, check out the previous update, you'll see what I mean), and looking through their eyes, I can't say I blame those people too much; it depicts Hinata, a character that many love, being chained to a post with two insertions in both of her... lower areas. Yeah, sexy though it is, it's kinda hard not to think of dark thoughts when trying to write something about an image like that. In addition, it may possibly be going a little overboard on my part when this is the first contest on this blog, so... that brings me to my big question.

Should a different image with more comfortable subject matter be used in place of the current one? 

-My second question is in regards to the contest premise as a whole. Is there anyone who's legitimately interested in taking part in any of these contest? Is there something about this that you're unsure of? Is there something about the contest rules or concept that you think needs being changed? Please, share your thoughts! I honestly don't know if anyone's reading what I'm writing, nor do I feel like any of my work, especially in the blog, is being noticed by enough people, beyond simply my regular correspondents.

Lastly, I would like to make a note that I do wish that more people express an interest in these contests. Not just because I like the idea of it, but because I have a genuine interest in seeing first hand the creativity of my reviewers. It pleases me that there are people out there who appreciate my work and the time and effort I put into it, and I'm deeply interested in seeing their own sense of creativity. I may call it a 'contest' all the time, but really, I just want everyone to have a fun time writing! 

This is all meant to be in good fun, not a competition, and just the idea of how many possibilities for stories can come out of one depiction honestly excites me! So to see so few responses showing interest in this story writing concept is really disappointing :/ Well, anyways, moving onto our last item on the agenda....

Literature contest reminder, and a bone I have to pick with some people about Kushina's Wife Test

Okay, so let's start things off on a more fun topic; A while back, I've had the idea of holding a literary contest on this blog for anyone interested in participating.

For those of you who missed it, the rules are quite simple; I provide you with an image, and your objective is to write a oneshot/short story fic that in someway connects to the picture provided. I only ask that you use proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation throughout, that you write a minimum of 3000 words, and refrain from any sort of fetishes that detract too much from the image of focus (vore, expansion, foot, etc).

And here is the image in question that your fics should be centered around:

(Disclaimer: Image belongs to Slave Toon. I claim no ownership of this image in any way!)

 So... yeah! I hope this image gives you the inspiration to come up with something awesome! ^____^ Oh, and you're free to write and post your entry wherever you please, just as long as you provide a link to your finished work. And to make things interesting, if you're familiar with my story "Sex Education: Anko Mitarashi Style," aka "SE:AMS", you're free to set your entry in the realm of this story's timeline, just as long as you credit SE:AMS to me.

Whoever wins this contest gets a free oneshot fanfic commission from me, and it WON'T take over a year to complete! :P

Anyway, if this contest interests you, I do require a minimum of 5 participants, so spread the word to as many people as you can!

Current state of "Kushina's Wife Test", and Possible Contest idea

So, it's been a while since I've done one of these, so I figure I should bring people up to speed on what's been going on with me these past few days, and the current state of affairs with my writings.

First of all, while I wanted to have the second chapter to my latest work, "Kushina's Wife Test", completed as soon as possible, it will be a while before I can even begin working on it again; You see, a few days ago, my computer was taken to the shop to be fixed and upgraded, and at best, I'll have it back within about a week. This essentially means that I'm currently without an effective means of making ANY of my writings. And that sucks! I've been getting by using my phone, and at nights, borrowing another computer, the latter of which is the reason I've been able to bring you this news.

So, unfortunately, to anyone waiting for the next chapter, I'm afraid your in for a little bit of a wait :/ And to anyone who hates this story because of incest, and/or "cheating", I have a few words to you regarding how mistaken you and your thoughts on my work are!



Ah, but that's a rant for another day! Today, I have some more pleasant news.

I've had an idea for a small contest of sorts that this blog can hold every now and then! And anyone who can read this is eligible! =P

The rules are simple: I present an image to you, and your goal is to write a one-shot that in some way involves that image.  While this first contest is more of a test than anything, to see if these contests are something worth pursuing, or even holding, I do ask that as many people give their feedback as possible, and give me any questions that they have regarding this idea.

There are only a few guidelines to these contests that apply:

1) As noted, the one-shot MUST in some way involve the picture presented. If I can't find any likeness to the picture in your writings, it will be disqualified.

2) Use proper spelling, grammar, punctuation, and sentence structure. I can forgive minor typos, but I won't accept any work that doesn't acknowledge the structure of the English language.

3) All entries should contain a minimum of 3000, and maximum of 9000 words (I can excuse it if you're a tiny bit over the max). Just a guideline so that I don't get any entries that are either too big or too small.

4) I would appreciate that some fetishes like vore, inflation, weight gain, foot, and other such kinks be excluded. I realize these fetishes are popular among some gatherings, but this isn't such a gathering, and as such, I would appreciate that such things be avoided.

5) You're free to have as mature of content as you want (these are some mature pics I'll be using, after all =P), so have fun!

Other than these rules, you're free to write whatever you want for these contests!

A minimum of 5 entries will be necessary for each of these contests, and the winner gets a free oneshot fanfic commission from me. And hopefully this one WON'T take over a year to fulfill =P (Seriously, though, I will try to the best of my power to have it finished at an acceptable time).

You're free to write and post your story on any site or by any means necessary, but no matter the site, be sure to post a link to your story in the comments below. Otherwise, I might never know of your entry's existence. 

Now that the rules have been established, the first contest can begin! Here is the picture that your story should be based upon:

 

 (Note: I do NOT own this image! This image was created and owned by SlaveToons and Palcomix)

Now that I've provided the basis for your contest entries, the rest is up to you! ^^ I look forward to seeing what you can show me!

If you have any questions or comments, please don't hesitate to ask! I will gladly answer any inquiries you may have, either regarding the current contest, or the concept of these contests as a whole.

Oh, and one last thing, just because there's probably at least one or two people (In other words, everyone who ever sees my blog! :P) who might be wondering; Yes, I will allow you to make your entry set in the realm of SE:AMS, just as long as you credit me for doing so.

Cancellation of Anko Mitarashi LD, and new fic Announcement. By, The Digger

Hello again, my students of smut! So today, I've got some good news, and some bad news.

Let's start with bad news: Odds are, you've probably seen a new story put up on my FF called "Anko Mitarashi: LD." Well, I hate to say it, but it's been cancelled... for now, at least. Why, you ask? A few reasons, really:

1) I've gotten little to no useful feedback at all regarding this story, which was key to its continuation. I kindly asked my readers for helpful input on what they thought of the pilot/prototype chapter I had made, yet the majority of reviews I was given barely contained any helpful feedback at all; something that I find bothersome in more ways than one, and I'm not trying to say that I'm mad at any of you who read and reviewed, just... disappointed.

-First of all, as someone aspiring to be a professional writer (I'm NOT kidding about that), reader feedback is essential to me; I don't just need to know that I did a good job, but I also need to know how. So, while I'm somewhat pleased that at least 17 people were satisfied with what they read, I'm bothered by how little most of these people actually had to say, beyond simply liking it, or thinking that 'it was good.' My readers are important to me because their eyes and minds can see things that mine, as a writer, cannot, and if my writing is ever to improve, if I ever want any hope of being a professional, then I need my readers to lend me their minds, and have them convey to me what I did wrong, what I did right, and give me detailed information that can help me along my way.

-Second of all, I know that there are a lot of people who read my works, and who follow me, so they know when I make a new story, and if I can't get your feedback, then frankly, I don't know what to tell you! On top of helping me advance in my writings as reviews do, as aforementioned, they also give me motivation. No reviews, no motivation, no story.

2) Honestly, I don't really know how to begin with this story beyond the pilot :/ Yeah, I have tiny ideas for things to happen in chapters, but not really enough to make it a full-blown, successful series. And I can already hear all the fans demanding a NaruHina chapter, and YES, I was planning on making one! But you can't just start off big like that; you gotta work your way into it. And that's really the big reason this never made it past a pilot; no way to work up to the big stuff.

3) Little motivation. I mentioned this before, but it needs being reiterated; Motivation is pretty wholly the reason that anyone continues any series, and I just don't have it right now.


And this is all really a shame too, because I was looking to make this a written version of Sage Deo (If you don't know what that is, A) where have you been this whole time?! and B) Go check out MattWilson83's Deviant Art/Blogspot, you'll see what I was trying to go for). However, if it's of any consolation to those who were interested in seeing Anko LD continue, just keep this in mind; I may have given up on it for now, but that doesn't mean I have any interest in simply scrapping it permanently. More than likely, when I find the drive to write it again, and have the initiative to turn it into something really good, I'll come back to it. Til then, it's probably going to be taken down off my FF. But anyway, onto the good news!


Good news is, I'm in the stages of setting up a new continuation to Sex Education: Anko Mitarashi Style. No, no, no, it's not THE sequel, just A sequel.

It's really more of a spin-off than anything, following the fun little exploits of Nikia Zaraki and her squad (All of whom are lesbians, I might remind you! :D). Like Anko LD was intended to be, it'll be an episodic series, each one focusing on each member of Team 3, and will be worked on and updated more casually than the upcoming SEquel (Yes, we're calling it that from now on! =P), though will of course not skimp on any of the reasons you love these four girls ^^.

This story will be titled "Guide to the Kunoichi. By, Nikia." Each chapter will open and possibly end with a brief narration by the squad member of focus for that chapter, each one being a contribution to a book that Nikia and her squad are writing bit by bit on their experiences in the life of the lesbian Kunoichi.

Does this mean that none of the members of Team 3 will be in on Anko's Erojutsu classes in the actual SEquel? Well... sort of. I'm considering the possibility of having just Nodoka attend Anko's classes, though mostly just for the sake of cohesiveness; to connect Guide to the Kunoichi and the SEquel (Name still in progress, just like the rest of the story).

However, this brings me to the most essential issue that I'm currently having with Guide to the Kunoichi: I don't know where to begin. And that's where you, the readers, come in!

I have a story idea for each member of Squad 3, and each one could potentially be used to kick off the series, but I need your feedback to know which one you want to see first. And here are the contenders:

-The Village Festival, By Nikia

Nikia returns to the village outside of the Land of Fire where she grew up, and taking her squad with her, to attend an important yearly festival of their culture. There, the local girls take a real loving for the four Kunoichi, meaning all four are in for the night of their loves!

-Erotic Wrestling, By Tsuki

During her younger years, Nikia was a famed member of the world of Erotic Wrestling, and that toughy Tsuki wants in on the action! So, her sensei decides to let her in on the fun, giving Tsuki plenty of T&A, both to love, and to kick!

-Adult Cinema, By Emi

For the longest time before becoming a Genin, Emi had been looked down upon because of her orientation, so only now as Nikia's pupil has she been been opened up to the positives of female sexuality. However, the more she found herself enjoying the sexual arts, the more she finds herself wanting to contribute to them. And that's when she asks Nikia if she can help her become... a porn star??!

-Finding Courage, By Nodoka

Nodoka's performance in Team 3 has been shaky, to say the least. She's insecure, timid, and communicates little with her teammates, often shying away from any need for conversation. So, she does something a little bold that none of her squad members expected from finger-fidgeting Nodoka; take on learning Erojutsu! As much as she'd rather not, Nodoka willingly joined up with Anko Mitarashi's sex ed class, in hopes of becoming a little bit less modest and a bit more open about herself, both with others, and with her team.

-The Breast of Friends, By Team 3

After learning how... open their sensei was about sexuality, among other things, the girls of Team 3 couldn't help but indulge in copious amounts of sexual activities with each other. However, arguments and problems sprang up between them, and so Nikia saw fit to make a nightly schedule for her squad, so that everyone gets their satisfaction, and in hopes that she can make her girls learn to be the 'breast' of friends.



So! Now that all the potential story pilots are in play, it's now your job to vote for which one you would like to see kick off Team 3's adventures! Until then...

What to do about "Nudist?"

So.... I think it's an understatement to say that it's been a while since I've last updated "Nudist?", my first ever Lemon story, and... well, there's a good reason for that.

I'm sure most of you are aware that I've had other projects that I've been working on, particularly SE:AMS, which I personally consider my Magnum Opus, as many other people probably do as well. And trust me, just because you haven't heard from me for a while about that sequel doesn't mean it's not coming. It is, but there are things that hold me back from making it truly happen, and "Nudist?"'s fate is one of those things.

While I've had a lot of fun and heart put into the creation of this adopted series, looking back over it, I rather feel like it's... well, there's no nice way to say it... it's a damn a mess :/ So many conflicting elements, brought about between literary whims, changes of heart, changes of writing style, etc, etc, etc. And while I have many elements in mind for making this series' final chapter, I just can't get myself into the state of mind to give it life, as much as I really hate to say it.

So I want to know your thoughts! What should be done with "Nudist?"? Should it go the way of Legacy of the Legend, and discontinue it, letting it sit on the metaphorical shelves of my profile for sentimental remembrance?

Should I try to reclaim the clarity that brought me my previous inspiration?

Or should I hand the series over to someone who already has the inspiration to breath life back into the series again? (Hey, the last option sounds tempting! I did adopt this series from another author, after all. It might be fitting to pass it down the line to another aspiring writer *shrug*)

I'm honestly lost as to what to do about this series at this point :/ After all, it's been close to a year since last I've updated it, and I'm not much closer to making that final chapter than I was then. And to be perfectly blunt, I doubt that I could honestly surprise or impress anyone who reads "Nudist?", no matter what I do.

But there might be an alternative, and this is just something flying off the top of my head; reboot. As much as I hate starting series over, if I do, this might very well give a new life of sorts to the series.

I hate to see "Nudist?" go after all the adopted gem has done both for me and you, but if it really must, then I accept its fate. I don't want to keep pumping pointless life into a series that I either have no inspiration for, or can't give the kind of liveliness that made it popular to begin with. If new life should be breathed into it, that's not my decision to make; that's the decision of those who helped make the series what it is.

But anyway, those are the options that I see: Discontinuation, Hibernation Adoption, or Reimagination. Please, let your thoughts be known.

Please, let me know your thoughts on this matter! And if you have any other ideas, don't be afraid to shout them out! I'd be glad to hear them :)